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Who better to lead an extended pun about having “no contract” than Tim Tebow, who, once upon a time, was a quarterback for the Broncos? Without a contract, he’s had a productive year since getting cut from the Jets: catching bigfoot, delivering babies, delivering his own U.N. peace plan and even playing a bit of moon football. Because contracts are overrated, as the phone carrier will have you know. (No, seriously, someone please hire Tim Tebow. It reeked equally of being an ad lobbying for him as it did for the phone company.)
Grade: A-