It’s obvious that first one wasn’t all there is. Just 30 seconds after their first appearance, Colbert and his eagle are back, but he’s a humbled man. That’s because his status as pitchman extraordinaire is faltering, seeing how pistachio sales didn’t spike immediately following his first ad effort. Pistachios have taken over the room décor, their tuxedos — and even Colbert’s head. He’s not unlike Jim Carrey in The Mask, and it doesn’t look delicious in the least.