The $1 million gold-plated vacuum cleaner from GoVacuum is supposed to be aimed at “the type of discerning person who has a yacht in the ocean, and a rare exotic car in your garage alongside your private jet.” Such a person probably also has a housekeeper (or several), but no mind. The vacuum comes covered in 24K gold, with the ability to “vanquish pet hair, fur, grime, dust mites and other debris with ease.” Free engraving and free shipping too. Interestingly, the launch of the priciest vacuum ever has kicked off a smack-talking battle, with the New Jersey-based company Crucial Vacuum releasing a rap video tapping into the Occupy/99% movement. Sample lyrics: “This is not a vacuum for the 1%. / You could be dressed in gold, but ya don’t represent. / If ya want to go vacuum, get it from the pros. / Crucial Vacuum Filters! Suck it like a hose!”