“When on CNBC there arose such a clatter/ Investors sprang from their chairs to see what was the matter./ Up to the TV they flew like a flash,/ To hear the latest rumors and political trash.”
Read more at Investopedia, where the staffers had some fun by putting a twist on the old holiday classic.
Here’s a little more:
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
But Warren Buffett, with something for investors to hear.