American Idol

Enough of the elections. Give me Idol!


The candidates that really [don't] matter. / FOX

I’ve had it. As a conscientious voter who hasn’t missed a presidential election since I came to this country, I am declaring that I am up to here with the candidates’ campaigns. There’s nothing more tedious than watching people you like and admire go at each other like, well, …

I Heart Jordin Sparks

Not really. She seems sweet and all, but how the heck could she win a national singing competition over a true talent like Melinda Doolittle? What is wrong with you, America? And I realize I’m preemptively calling the contest, though there’s still the outside chance that Blake–I don’t even know his whole name–could pull it out. Enough …