Playing off that classic hokey dad quip “What if I told you…” we watch a vision of German engineers getting their wings every time a Volkswagen hits 100,000 miles. Engineers at every stage of the car-building process are doing tasks that earn them wings. By the end, the symbolism’s clear. There are simply a TON of VWs that last for 100,000+ miles. The daughter is nonplussed though, proposing that at 200,000 miles, rainbows shoot out of their butts. Luckily we don’t get such a vivid imagining of that — but close enough.
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