If you’ve been slaughtered in the apocalypse or sent up to heaven thanks to the rapture, who will care for your pets left behind? For a fee ($150), Apocalypse Pets says it’ll arrange for volunteers to help pets survive for five years from the time of purchase, should the apocalypse arrive sometime therein. Note, though, that most acts of Mother Nature (tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, tornados) are not covered, and that the services only take effect if 80% or more of the earth’s population has been decimated. So you’re out of luck if only half the world is dead. Side note: There’s a full range of zombie and 2012-themed pet clothing for sale, perfect for the fashionable post-apocalyptic pooch.