Maybe Starbucks doesn’t realize that many economists are forecasting a double-dip recession. Or maybe they just don’t realize that people don’t like stains on their shirts.
No matter. To celebrate its 40th anniversary, the massive coffee chain has released an $85 T-shirt with a coffee stain on it. Starbucks teamed up with Nordstrom and designer Alexander Wang to create the super-artsy stenciled shirt (which also has the Starbucks mermaid within the brown splatter).
You’ll be able to buy the shirt at Starbucks stores and Nordstrom’s. Or, you could go to Walmart, buy a 5-pack of white T-shirts for $13.46 and stain your own clothing.
Or, you know, you could just walk around without stains on your shirts.