Friday Funnies: ‘Man Wakes Up From Bender With Financial Problems Solved’

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“The last thing I remember is getting a second tray of two-for-one mug-a-ritas with the guys from work … Next thing I know, I’m coming to on my couch, I’m nauseous, my head’s pounding, and I’m fully vested in a Roth IRA that’s completely deductible and contains a diverse spread of steady dividend-paying stocks with an impressive tax-to-growth ratio.”

Oh, if only life worked this way.

Enjoy a laugh from The Onion.

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