The Paulson interview

WALL STREET BAIL OUT WONDERLAND
(Winter Wonderland)
WilliamBanzai7

Opening Bells ring, are you listening,
On the Street, the snow job is glistening
An ignoble sight,
We’re happy tonight,
Working in Wall Street bailout wonderland.

Gone away is the old bird,
Here to stay is a new bird
He sings an opprobrious song,
As we go along,
Working in Wall Street bailout wonderland.

We can go and eulogize a subprime snowman,
Then pretend that he is Madoff the clown
He’ll say: Whats my carry?
We’ll say: None man,
But you can always do a fleece job
In Ponzi town.

Later on, we’ll all conspire,
As we dream of not being fired
To face unafraid,
The new scams that we’ll make,
Working in Wall Street bailout wonderland.

In the meadow we can build another financial snowman,
And pretend that he’s an SEC circus clown
We’ll have lots of fun shtuping mister snowman,
Until the markets inevitably knock him down.

When it snows, ain’t it thrilling,
To aim the hose while pyramiding
We’ll frolic and play, the fraudulent way,
Working in Wall Street bailout wonderland.

banzai7 — Bravo. Did you write for Mad magazine in its heyday in the 60s?

Hmm. So that’s Justin Fox.