My book needs a subtitle. Can you help?

So, as reported, I turned the book manuscript in Monday. Now I need a subtitle. There are those who think I need a title. I disagree, but I’ll get to that. The title of the book is The Myth of the Rational Market. The current subtitle, which is left over from the days that the people at Collins were thinking our best shot was to market the book as something of an investor guide, is Wall Street’s Impossible Quest for Predictable Markets. That doesn’t really work for me or my editor.

The book is a history of the rise and fall of the idea that financial markets are perfectly rational. It’s mostly about finance professors and economists, but I also follow them and their ideas as they migrate from campus to the real world. Here are a few subtitles we’ve toyed with so far:

A History of Risk, Reward, and Delusion on Wall Street
The Story of Free Markets, Modern Finance, and the Delusions of Wall Street
A Theoretical History of Wall Street’s Undoing

Then there’s the argument that the current title maybe belongs as subtitle to something catchier. “There are idiots,” is one possibility that has come up. It’s a line from an early paper by Larry Summers about what later came to be called noise traders–market participants who had no idea what they were doing but nonetheless drove prices and sometimes made lots of money. But I dunno. First of all, There Are Idiots: The Myth of the Rational Market, doesn’t really work together. Also, I think the current title, while a blunt instrument, is well suited to the times and makes clear what the book is about. It’s also already in the catalog.

Although … I did just think of one I kind of like, a reference to Alan Greenspan’s testimony last month when he said that “the whole intellectual edifice … collapsed.” I make a big deal out of this in my introduction, so how about The Edifice Collapsed: The Rise and Fall of the Myth of the Rational Market? Or maybe, just because it sounds better, even though he didn’t say it: The Edifice Crumbled: The Rise and Fall of the Myth of the Rational Market. Or just The Edifice Crumbled: The Myth of the Rational Market.

Anyway, suggestions are welcome. And a suggestion that is actually used of course gets you a free signed copy of the book when it comes out.

Update: Ezra Klein’s commenters are at work on this too.

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  • charliereece

    Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Other Fables: The Myth of the Rational Market

  • previouslyjustlindas

    I have 2 suggestions for you:
    -
    The Thing Your Professor Didn’t Teach You in Economics Class: There is No Rational Market (This is a take off on an older book about business school)
    -
    Life Outside the Ivory Tower: The Myth of the Rational Market

    Good Luck with the book.

  • judyzeva

    So exciting to be in title mode! How about:
    The Myth of the Rational Market: The Rise and Fall of Wall Street’s Biggest Assumption

  • cool7u

    1. Urban legend or reality: the myth of rational market

    2. New world born: the myth of rational market

    3. Disappear of never exist confidence: citizenship in the 21st Century

    4. Global collapse: how to reach rational aims by irrational decisions in the free market

    5. Survive the storm of the middle of its eye: The myth of rational market

    6. Dead of rational market: new world order born

    7. The King is dead, The Myth of the Rational Market

    8. Rest in Peace 20th Century: The Old Myth of the Rational Market

    9. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: The myth of the Rational Market

    10. Time to survive: Values of yesterday

  • Lulu Lulu

    DON’T go with “edifice”–that won’t sell. How about mixing it up with: Risk, Reward, Delusion: The History and Myth of the Rational Market.

  • cool7u

    No spoon: The Myth of Rational Market

  • Lulu Lulu

    Wait…edited.
    .
    Risk, Reward, Delusion: History and the Myth of the Rational Market
    .
    OR
    .
    Risk, Reward, Delusion: History of Wall Street and the Myth of the Rational Market.

  • banzai7

    Free Market Miracle Mongers and Their Methods: How The Academic Quest for a Theory of Rational Markets Drove Wall Street Into the Abyss

    Have you read Houdini?

    WilliamBanzai7

  • steigerg

    The myth of the rational market and the cramerization of american finance.

  • banzai7

    Rational Exorbitance: The Rise and Fall of Free Market Fundamentalism

    WilliamBanzai7

  • steveandshelley

    I like the “idiots.” How about:
    Reign of Idiots: The Myth of the Rational Market

  • felixsalmon

    Marking to Madness: The Rise and Fall of the Myth of the Rational Market.

  • cdservais

    Collapsed!: The Myth of the Rational Market

  • banzai7

    Voodoo Capitalism: Quantitative Quackery and the Myth of Rational Markets

    WilliamBanzai7

  • johnshreffler

    Feast of Fools: The Myth of the Rational Market. Feast of Fools took place on Jan. 1st in Scotland, presided over by the Lord of Misrule. The Scots angle touches nicely on Adam Smith.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_Fools

  • banzai7

    Standard Divination: Quantitative Economics and the Myth of Rational Market Behavior

  • dotybj

    I agree that “Myth” is better as a subtitle. For the main title, how about:

    1. Free to Lose
    2. CrAPM
    3. Fama and Farse
    4. The Modigliani Scandal

  • Sean DeCoursey forgot his password

    Irrational Actors and the Myth of the Rational Market
    -
    probably should be some better word in place of “actors” since economic/business types will get it and everyone else will think of Mel Gibson or Tom Cruise.

  • rrsafety

    The Myth of the Rational Market: Why the Wall Street Crowd Isn’t as Smart as You Think.

  • coolmus37

    Illuminating the Opacity of Wall Street: The Myth of the Rational Market.

    The Myths Stop Here: Pulling the Curtain off Wall Street’s House of Glass

    I agree the myth of the rational market is longer, and should be a subtitle to a catchier, 7 word or less leading title. I think in Hollywood they call the brevity of a book’s title a “grab.”

  • rrsafety

    Or, perhaps you can go for one of those long 18th Century titles.

    THE MYTH OF THE RATIONAL MARKET
    or
    WHY THE WALL STREET CROWD ISN’T AS SMART AS YOU THINK
    in which
    The Methods of Market Dynamics are deduced from their ORIGINALS,
    and
    ILLUSTRATED in their DIFFERENT SIGNIFICATIONS
    by
    EXAMPLES of there INEXACTABILITY.
    To which are prefixed,
    A HISTORY of MARKETS,
    and AN OVERVIEW OF DYNAMICS THEREUPON.
    By Justin Fox, A.B.
    In One Volume
    VOL. I

  • sinyet

    All very cute but, seriously, you don’t need a subtitle. The current title says all you need. Anything subtitle would be random verbiage, randomly generated.

  • tegwar

    Ideas Have Consequences: The Myth of the Rational Market

  • bryanfromhouston

    THE MYTH OF THE RATIONAL MARKET: In the Era of Irrational Exuberance.

    That’s the best that I can do Justin. Hope that helps.

  • yogi

    KABOOM! : The Myth of the Rational Market
    -
    Because seriously, who wouldn’t want to buy a book that had “Kaboom” in the title? Go on, say the word outloud, you can’t say it without smiling.

  • plukasiak

    or “Why Your Retirement Plans Just Went Down the Toilet”

  • barracho

    How about:

    Crazy Returns: The Myth of the Rational Market

    or,

    The Myth of the Rational Market: The Economy is Stupid, Stupid

    (I like that last one best without the penultimate comma.)

  • veldfuchs

    It’s going to be a little cliched but:

    Over the Rainbow: The Myth of the Rational Market.
    (And ringing the changes, The Good Witch: The Myth of the Rational Market, or Welcome to Oz: The Myth of the Rational Market. Hey, Baum was writing about the unlimited coinage of silver at 16 to one!)

    To get a little darker, Never Again: The Myth of the Rational Market. Does double-duty! (Heh: Here Be Dragons:… Double-heh: Race to the Hole:… A. Scott would understand! Prester Greenspan!)

    Or to really slam people, Trojan Horse: The Myth of the Perfect Market.

    What Goes Up Should Keep Rising: Myths of Perfect Markets.

    OOOOOOOOOOOO. Legends of the Fall: the Chimera of Perfect Markets.

    max
    ['Fables of the Reconstruction.']

  • markwolfinger

    The Random Walk Isn’t Random When You’re Sober

  • dghc

    Hate the title. Everything is so literal (and boring).

    - “Standard Deviants: Crapstistics Destroys the Financial Markets”
    - “Market Risk Returns and Throws the Curve”
    - “Idiots sans Savants”
    - “Wall Street: The Blind Leading the Poor”
    - “The Market – Spock It’s Not”
    - “Wall Street – Making Megabucks as Outfitters to the Gold Rush”
    - “How 0′s at the Fed Caused the Same in Your Investment Account”
    - “Marilyn Monroe Never Saw this Many Bubbles!”

    I should trademark all these. Your offer of a signed copy is a little cheap! How about a good meal or a bottle of rare Scotch?

  • banzai7

    Icarus on the Trading Floor: The Story of Economists Who Flew Too Close to the Free Market Sun

  • steveroth

    Well under the theory that immature writers imitate and mature writers steal, I say steal from the best:

    The Myth of the Rational Market: Capitalism and Freedom

    As long as we’re stealing, though, might as well complete the title larceny:

    The Myth of the Rational Market: Why Capitalists Choose Bad Investments

    Or:

    The Myth of the Rational Market: How the Quest for Impossible Profits Destroyed Wall Street

    The Myth of the Rational Market: The Rise and Fall of Free-Market Fundamentalism

    (That should get Bryan’s goat…)

    Or hey!

    The Myth of the Rational Market: The Road to Serfdom

    Or one last one,

    The Myth of the Rational Market: The Death of Nations

  • dadfox

    Bubbles: The Myth of the Rational Market

  • carumba

    How about

    The Myth of the Rational Market: Faking Out the Shell Game

    The Myth of the Rational Market: Ya Wanna Buy a Tulip Bulb?

  • jeffbrancato

    CC –

    I like the Greenspan tie-in: how about “The Edifice Crumbled: The Unraveling of the Rational Market Myth”

    Best wishes to Mrs. CC and CC Jr. from our crew.

  • previouslyjustlindas

    Thought of one more – Friedman’s Folly and the Myth of the Rational Market.

  • bryanfromhouston

    @Steveroth,
    -
    You can have the goat. The cow. Hell, I’ll let you have the farm if you will assume the mortgage! :-)

  • scottf

    The Science of Hope, Fear and Greed: Myth of the Rational Market,

    or, of course,

    Myth of the Rational Market: the Science of Hope, Fear and Greed

  • kweb11

    The Rational Market Debunked: When Intellectuals Got It Wrong and The Economy Got It Bad

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