1. CNN’s bizarro holograms. I’m the only one alive who thought they were neat-o.
2. Tina Fey. I could watch her all day, and, ever since she became Sarah Palin, I did. They should create a Tina Fey network so she’d be on 24/7. Maybe she could start practicing her Rahm Emanuel impression. Tina can do anything. I love me my Tina.
3. Robocalls. I’m lonely.
4. Hillary. I miss Hillary. I’m sorry, Obamas…I think you’re fab. But I still love me my Hillary.
5. This funny feeling in the pit of my stomach that we were about to change the world.
Add on, friends…