Capital One offers five horrendous ideas for spending borrowed money

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This was part of a mailing full of blank checks that I got from credit card purveyor Capital One on Saturday. By my reckoning, only one of these proposed uses of credit (“Build a deck”) is a genuine capital expenditure. Four more (“Have your house repainted,” “Buy a new TV,” “Join a gym,” and maybe “Update your wardrobe”) have some lasting value and thus aren’t crazy. The rest are things that are entirely inappropriate to go into debt for: “Put some extra cash in your pocket,” “Host a party,” “Put a down payment on that convertible you’ve been eyeing,” “Get courtside seats,” “Take a vacation (you deserve it!)”

What Capital One is doing here is equivalent to Anheuser-Busch sending out mailings encouraging customers to drink till they puke. Funny thing, though: Anheuser-Busch doesn’t send out mailings (or run ads) like that! If they did, they’d get into all sorts of trouble, both legally and in the court of public opinion.

Which makes me wonder. Why exactly is it that we don’t subject financial advertising to the same level of scrutiny we give to ads for alcoholic beverages? It’s not like the product is any less dangerous.

Update: In the comments and on his blog, Mike Moffatt makes the good point that the ads for state-sponsored lotteries are if anything even worse in this regard. Also, economists are beginning to look closely at what works and what doesn’t in our regulation of alcoholic beverages. Duke’s Phil Cook (co-author of the definitive economic examination of state lotteries) has a new book on the subject, Paying the Tab: The Costs and Benefits of Alcohol Control, an excerpt from which can be read in the January 2008 issue of the Milken Institute Review (sign-in required). There might be lessons there for how we ought to deal with overeager debt salesmen.

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  • That Anonymous Dude

    “Put some extra cash in your pocket” seems particularly offensive at 18-30% interest. Even the other ones provide some potential non-monetary benefits..(while still being quite bad uses of borrowed money).

    They left out:
    “Put it all on Broken Down Nag in the 5th…”
    “Roll like the A-list in the casino..”
    “Invest in penny stocks.”
    “Help out that nice widow in Nigeria with bank issues..”
    “Finally invest in that sure thing ant-farm business you’ve been dreaming of..”

  • mpizzle

    Amen. It’s interesting how fired up the American public gets over alcohol and/or other substances, yet don’t seem to mind when credit cards and banks encourage people to take out bad loans or credit cards. I guess it’s harder to make a protest slogan out of such words as “sub-prime,” “credit score,” and “personal bankruptcy.”

  • Mike at About.com

    Terrific topic!

    I blogged in response on the About site. I often wonder how companies can get away with such recklessly bad financial advice. The commercials that get me are ones for state-run lotteries.

  • Just Curious

    What do you think of Dave Ramsey (www.daveramsey.com) and his (strong) suggestion to avoid borrowing money (i.e., using credit cards or taking out loans for that convertible)?

  • just a thought…

    Excellent point!! Personally I would rather Anheuser-Busch send me coupons for beer through the mail (which of course is illegal) then these publicly traded loan sharks to send these “blank checks” that an easily be lifted to steal ones identity. These “convenience checks” should be illegal because of the unwanted and unnecessary risk they present to the consumer. Every time I find one in the mail I feel violated because who knows if there were others that someone might have already taken. Given the fact that it can take about 2 minutes to have your credit ruined and more then 2 years and lots of $$ to clean-up – these checks are FAR more offensive and dangerous then any kind of alcohol…

  • EmilyStarbuck

    That’s incredible irresponsible of CapOne to encourage getting into debt for such frivolous reasons. Sure, I know they’re not doing so well and need more business. But at the ruin of already struggling American consumers? Come on. Don’t tempt them. Especially those who are financially irresponsible or uneducated, who may not realize what they may be getting themselves into.

  • ZBicyclist

    There are some bad assumptions around.

    Assumption #1 is that banks aren’t stupid, and wouldn’t loan money out for stupid purposes, because that wouldn’t be in their interest.

    Of course, the subprime mess proves that banks can be stupid. [statistically, their major error seems to have been in underestimating the covariance -- an annual failure rate of 1% doesn't help much when 10 years of failure happen at once due to a common cause]

    Assumption #2 is that the whole area of pawn shops, payday loan shops and living paycheck to paycheck is some fringe area of not much importance.

    The truth is that big financial conglomerates have their fingers in that area as well, so it’s not isolated — instead these places are on a continuum.

    Assumption #3 is that anyone remembers the virtue of “deferred gratification”, now that the generations raised before/during the depression are dying off.

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