The U.S. loses to Argentina, with class coming out of its earholes

At halftime, when the score was still 1-1, I was gearing up to write an embarrassingly gushing post about our brave young band of second stringers and their glorious performance against Argentina’s A team. But Messi, Tevez, and Co. ended up winning 4-1 (although the U.S. team certainly never embarrassed itself). So I will quote [...]

Okay, the private equity boom isn’t really all about taxes

Someone calling himself The Epicurean Dealmaker has determined that I need to “spanked” for something I wrote Wednesday, and it pains me to admit that this TED is right. Actually, it doesn’t pain me all that much to admit that he’s right, since the opportunity to have my more ill-considered arguments swatted down by knowledgeable [...]

Action news: fire on the turnpike!

Because I know that what readers of this blog really want to see is photos of flaming trucks on the New Jersey Turnpike, I pulled out my camera phone when this vista appeared before me during an automotive voyage to the Garden State this morning: Disappointingly, the flames were no longer raging by the time [...]

Don Siegelman and Richard Scrushy hear about their jail time, and I remember my days with Don

Former Alabama Gov. Don Siegelman found out Wednesday that he could be spending more than 10 years behind bars for appointing former HealthSouth CEO Richard Scrushy to a state hospital regulatory commission in exchange for a $500,000 Scrushy contribution to Siegelman’s unsuccessful campaign for a state lottery. Scrushy, the federal judge in Montgomery said, could [...]